Here are some of the latest in bumper stickers for women!

So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me.

My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips.

Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog.

Coffee, Chocolate, Men ... Some Things Are Just Better Rich.

Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen

If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen.

Dinner Is Ready When The Smoke Alarm Goes Off.

Warning: 6 Minutes Until Next Mood Swing.

And Your Point Is?

I resemble that comment!

Warning: I Have An Attitude And I Know How To Use It.

Of Course I Don't Look Busy...I Did It Right The First Time.

Do Not Start With Me. You Will Not Win.

You Have The Right To Remain Silent, So Please Shut Up.

All Stressed Out And No One To Choke.

I'm One Of Those Bad Things That Happen To Good People

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

(Hey!, some of these work for men too!)