Dewayne's Mother-in-Law

So the two of them went looking for her.
After a while they spotted a gigantic, ferocious grizzly bear squared off with the mother-in-law!
Immediately her daughter said to her husband, in a frantic voice, "Dewayne you got'ta do something, or there's gonna be blood shed fer sure!"
Dewayne calmly said, "Now look, honey, the bear got himself into it..."
Originally published September 27, 2003.