Gender Correct Definitions
- Thursday, September 04, 2003
Female - Any part under a car's hood.
Male - What was served for dinner, i.e. "What was that 'thingy' we 'et".
Female - The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male - Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit ment) n.
Female - A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male - Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female - A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male - Anything that can be done while watching TV.
FLATULENCE (flach- u-lens) n.
Female - An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male - A source of entertainment, self-expression.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht-kon-trohl) n.
Female - A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male - A device for scanning through all 275 channels every five minutes.
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