[ Let's listen in to two conversations on haircuts...women first.]

A Woman's Conversation About a Haircut:


Oh!  That's so cute!

Do you think so?  I wasn't sure when she was gave me the mirror.  I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Oh goodness no!  No, it's perfect.  I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide.  I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Are you serious?  I think your face is adorable.  And you could easily get one of those layer cuts that would look so cute I think.  I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Oh, that's funny!  I would love to have your neck!  Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Are you kidding?  I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you.  I mean, look at my arms.  See how short they are?  If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.  (etc, add nauseam) ....   okay, now for the men..


A Man's Conversation About a Haircut:

Haircut?

Yep.