He looks like a million bucks...after taxes
She's discovered the secret of perpetual youth...she lies about her age.
She's been pressing 30 so long, it's pleated.
When it comes to telling her age, she's shy........about 10 years shy.
She wouldn't try so hard to conceal her age if her husband would act his.
I've stopped exercising...pushing 50 is enough exercise for me.
He's so old....
..he knew the Big Dipper when it was just a drinking cup.
..he knew Baskin Robbins when he only had 2 flavors
..he just got a prospectus from an old-age home marked "Urgent"
