Q: Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding?
A: Not if you are the groom.

Q: What music is recommended for the wedding ceremony?
A: Anything except "Tied to the Whipping Post."

Q: How can you tell the married men at a wedding reception?
A: They're the ones dancing with everyone but their wives.

Q: What is a wedding tragedy?
A: To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money.

Q: How is marriage like a hot bath?
A: Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

Q: How do I make my wife stop buying all these gloves?
A: Buy her a diamond ring.