Gender/Age Battles

Static

Aug 18, 2004
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Static

"Watch out," the wife cautioned her husband, who was driving.


"Don't you see that car is braking?"  Then she snapped,


"Don't pass that truck - his tire is wobbling."

The husband turned on his CB and informed the trucker about his loose wheel.  The wife, in a nasty mood because of a headache, was irritated by the incessant squealing of the CB.  "Why do you always get so much static?" she asked.

"Because," her long-suffering husband replied, "I'm married."

Originally published August 19, 2004.

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