Static

"Watch out," the wife cautioned her husband, who was driving.
"Don't you see that car is braking?" Then she snapped,
"Don't pass that truck - his tire is wobbling."
The husband turned on his CB and informed the trucker about his loose wheel. The wife, in a nasty mood because of a headache, was irritated by the incessant squealing of the CB. "Why do you always get so much static?" she asked.
"Because," her long-suffering husband replied, "I'm married."
Originally published August 19, 2004.