The Wishing Well

A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over and made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and was yelling and screaming because she was all wet.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, "It really works!" It really, really works!"
Originally published April 07, 2004.