John and Nancy were married for 40 years and decided they wanted to renew their vows and planned a second wedding.  They were discussing the details with their friends.  Nancy wasn't going to wear a traditional
bridal gown and she started describing the dress she was planning to wear.  One of her friends asked what color shoes she had to go with the dress.  Nancy replied, "Silver."

At that point, John chimed in, "Yep silver - - to match her hair."

Shooting a glaring look at John's bald spot, Nancy's friend said, "So John, I guess you are going barefoot?"