These two girlfriends are very close, allowing them to be totally honest with each other.  

As one fidgeted in front of the mirror one evening before a date, she remarked, "I'm fat."  

"No, you're not," the other scolded.  

"My hair is awful."  

"It's lovely."  

"I've never looked worse," she whined.  

"Yes, you have," her friend replied.