Every night, all across the land the three most dreaded words are: ”What’s for Supper?” Here’s a novel approach ….. (Warning: gentlemen do not try this at home ….)

This guy was looking at TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He went out to ask his wife what was for supper.

Well, his old lady was quite irritated about him sitting in the air conditioned house all day, so she shot back at him "Think of me as dead and do what you would do if I was.”

So he went back in the house and fixed him a big steak, potato and a big glass of tea.

She walked in about the time he was finishing up and asked him "So you fixed something to eat? Where is mine?"

To which he answered "I thought you were dead."