Woman 1: Oh! That haircut is so cute!

Woman 2: You think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, don't you think it's too fluffy-looking?

Woman 1: Oh no! It's perfect! I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this look, I think.

Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable! And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute, I think. I was actually going to do that except I was afraid it would accentuate my long neck.

Woman 1: Oh, that's funny! I would love to have your neck. Anything to take
attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would kill for your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms. See how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get . . .

Men On Haircuts

Man 1: Haircut?

Man 2: Yeah.