A husband asks his wife, "If I should die first would you marry again?"  

"I would be heart-broken, of course," was her reply, "but I think eventually I would remarry."  

"But you wouldn't bring him here to our house?"  

"Why not? I've worked and slaved to make this house a home.  There is no reason to abandon it."  

"But you wouldn't sleep in our bed?"  

"Well, I wouldn't run out and buy a new bed right away."  

"Surely, you wouldn't let him use my golf clubs?"  

"Of course not! He's left-handed!"