Barbie

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant.
In a condescending manner she responds, "Which Barbie? We have ...
Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95
Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95
Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95
Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95
Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95
and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious," the assistant states, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."
Originally published October 14, 2004.