"Man who run in front of car get tired"

"Man who run behind car get exhausted"

"Two wrongs not make a right - Three lefts do"

"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."

"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"

"Man who sit on tack get point!"

"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"

"Man who lives in glass house should change in basement"

"If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient."