- Monday, July 05, 2004
Last summer, I took my wife camping for the first time. At every opportunity, I passed along outdoor - survival lore.
One day we got lost hiking in the deep woods. I tried the usual tactics to determine direction - moss on the trees (there was no moss), direction of the sun (it was an overcast day). Just as I was beginning to panic, I spotted a small cabin off in the distance.
I pulled out my binoculars, studied the cabin, turned and led us right back to our campsite.
"That was terrific," she said. "How did you do it?"
"Simple," I replied. "In this part of the country all TV satellite dishes point south."
Recently on General Humor
Have something to say about this article? Leave your comment via Facebook below!
Listen to Your Favorite Pastors
Add Crosswalk.com content to your siteBrowse available content