Disgusting Fellow

Over dinner, Jill said to John, "I had an awful experience this morning. I met this disgusting fellow - a horrible, rude man. Right away I knew he was a troublemaker. He began by insulting me; he used really obscene languageand he even threatened me!"
"My Goodness! How did you meet this fellow?" John asked, very concerned.
Jill said, "Well, we met by accident, I ran over him in the supermarket carpark."
Originally published July 25, 2004.