Two good 'ol boys are riding around looking for a place to have a picnic. One of them says to the other, "Hey, lets have a picnic over there under  that tree."

The other good 'ol boy says, " No, no,  lets have it in the middle of the road."

They fought about this for the longest time and came to a decision to have it in the middle of the road.

Not long afterwards a car came speeding towards them,  swerved off the road and ran into the tree.

One first good 'ol boy says, "See if we were over there  we would be dead right now."