My brother dropped off his wife at the hairstylist and she was supposed to call him when she was ready to be picked up. She must have dialed a wrong number, she reported later.

She called, and a man said, "Hello," to which she cheerfully said, "Come and get me!"

The man replied, "Are you sure?

She replied, "Of course, come and get me."

The man questioned again, "Are you sure?"

She replied harsley, "Of course, come and get me. And Get Me NOW!"

The man replied, "Are you sure?  This is Mitchell's funeral home."