Your twin sister forgets your birthday.

Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

Your income tax refund check bounces.

It costs more to fill up your car with gas than it did to buy it.

You wake up and your braces are stuck together.

Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate.

The health inspector condemns your office coffee maker.

People think that you're 40 and you're only 25.

The doctor tells you you're in fine health for someone twice your age.