Fathers' Words of Wisdom
- Saturday, October 16, 2004
For new fathers, or anyone thinking about becoming a father, you must learn these WORDS OF WISDOM:
Don´t ask me, ask your mother.
Close the door. Were you raised in a barn?
You didn´t beat me. I let you win.
Who said life was supposed to be fair.
This will hurt me a lot more than it hurts you.
You call that noise "music"?
No, we´re not there yet.
When I was your age, I treated MY father with respect.
As long as you live under my roof, you´ll live by my rules.
Because I said so. That´s why.
Do what I say, not what I do.
So you think you´re smart, do you?
If I´ve told you once, I´ve told you a thousand times.
You want something to do? I´ll give you something to do.
I´m not just talking to hear my own voice!
What do you think I am, a bank?
What part of NO don´t you understand?
I don´t care what other people are doing! I´m not everybody else´s father!
If you´re gonna be dumb, you´ve gotta be tough.
Enough is enough!
Don´t make me stop the car!
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