The computer swallowed Grandma
Yes honestly, its true.
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
 And disappeared from view.
It's devoured her completely
 The thought just makes me squirm.
 Maybe she's caught a virus
 Or been eaten by a worm.

  I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind.
 I've even used the internet
But nothing could I find.

 I asked Jeeves in desperation
My searches to refine.
 The reply from him was negative
Not a thing was found online.
So, if someday in your 'InBox'
My Grandma you should see.
 Please 'Scan', 'Copy' and 'Paste' her
 In an e-mail back to me.