Can listen to the same knock-knock joke 27 times without hollering, 'Nobody's home.'

Will be a Scrabble partner with a kid who thinks 'cookie' begins with a 'k.'

Sees a Picasso in those scribbles decorating the frige.

Knows all the verses to 'This Old Man.'

Invests fifty dollars in stale macaroons to help send the French Club to Disneyland.

Can look across town and locate a missing shoe from her office desk phone.

Has a bathtub that's filled with little yellow duckies.

Knows the location of every drive-through window in town.