When my sister teased her five-year-old daughter by suggesting she liked a certain boy in her kindergarten class, the little girl was quite indignant.

"No mommy, I do not!" she replied quite forcefully.

"Why not?" asked her mom.

"Because he's only interested in one thing," complained the child.

Shocked by this comment, my sister cautiously asked what that "one thing" might be.

"Spiderman cards, of course!" stated the girl.