(we can only assume!)  

1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says  
2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers  
3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted  
4. Farmer Bill Dies in House  
5. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?  
6. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands  
7. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms  
8. Eye Drops off Shelf  
9. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids  
10. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead  
11. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim  
12. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told  
13. Miners Refuse to Work after Death  
14. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant  
15. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies  
16. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter  
17. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years  
18. War Dims Hope for Peace  
19. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While  
20. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures  
21. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide  
22. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge  
23. Deer Kill 17,000  
24. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group  
25. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks  
26. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire  
27. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood  
28. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half  
29. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies  
30. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing  
31. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing  
32. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors  
33. Include your Children When Baking Cookies  
34. 4-H Girls Win Prizes for Fat Calves