- Thursday, April 07, 2005
Paradox: a couple of physicians.
Stalemate: your ex-husband.
Kleptomanica: the gift of grab
Hotel: a place where you trade dollars for quarters.
Europe: what the umpire calls when it's your turn at bat.
Privatize: Sam Spade, Philip Marlowe, and Mike Hammer.
Snowplow: a mechanical device used to fill in the end of your driveway as soon as you finish shoveling it.
Minimum: a very tiny mother from England.
Alimony: 'bye now, pay later.
Canadian bacon: a heat wave in Montreal.
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