Paradox:  a couple of physicians.

Stalemate:  your ex-husband.

Kleptomanica:  the gift of grab

Hotel:  a place where you trade dollars for quarters.

Europe:  what the umpire calls when it's your turn at bat.

Privatize:  Sam Spade, Philip Marlowe, and Mike Hammer.

Snowplow:  a mechanical device used to fill in the end of your driveway as soon as you finish shoveling it.

Minimum:  a very tiny mother from England.

Alimony:  'bye now, pay later.

Canadian bacon:  a heat wave in Montreal.