Lenny Bruce:
"When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business."

Herbert Hoover
"Blessed are the young, For they shall inherit the national debt."

Adlai Stevenson:
"In America, anyone can become president.  That's one of the risks you take."

P. J. O'Rourke:
"Politicians are interested in people.  Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs."

Steven Wright:
"I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly."