A lawyer named Mr. Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had  made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it.

"Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," responded the lawyer.

"Sorry, but I can't do that," replied the stonecutter.  "In this state, it's against the law to bury two people in the same grave."

Mr. Strange was not amused by the stonecutter's attempt at humor and asked if he had another suggestion.  The stonecutter said, "I could write, 'Here lies an honest lawyer'."

The lawyer protested, "But that won't tell people who he was."

"It most certainly will," retorted the stonecutter. "People will read, 'Here lies an honest lawyer' and exclaim, 'That's Strange!'"

Q: What do you have when you have a dozen lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?
A: Not enough sand!
Q:  What do you call a sky-diving lawyer?
A:  Skeet.

Q: What's black and brown, and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman
"If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging." - Joe Martin

Submitted by Leslie D.