Tombstone Blues

"Here lies Shirley, wife of Morris Rosen, L. L. D., Wills, Divorce, Malpractice, and Immigracion Legal Services "
Suddenly, Morris bursts into tears. His brother says, "You SHOULD cry, pulling a cheap stunt like this on Shirley's tombstone !"
Through his tears, Morris sobs, "You don't understand! They left out the phone number!"
Originally published March 28, 2003.