Lawyer Humor

Tombstone Blues

Mar 27, 2003
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Tombstone Blues
A lawyer's wife dies. At the cemetery, people are appalled to see that the tombstone reads:

"Here lies Shirley, wife of Morris Rosen, L. L. D., Wills, Divorce, Malpractice, and Immigracion Legal Services "

Suddenly, Morris bursts into tears. His brother says, "You SHOULD cry, pulling a cheap stunt like this on Shirley's tombstone !"

Through his tears, Morris sobs, "You don't understand! They left out the phone number!"

Originally published March 28, 2003.

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