Diet Sayings
Published Mar 14, 2005
All successful dieters exercise their self-control.
Consumption is a treatable disease.
Overweight people are harder to kidnap.
The best way to lose weight is by skipping; snacks and desert.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
You're not overweight. You're under tall.
Those who indulge, bulge.
Carrot cake counts as a serving of vegetables.
Dieting is the penalty for exceeding the feed limit.
Denial is not a river in Egypt!
Originally published March 15, 2005.
