All successful dieters exercise their self-control.

Consumption is a treatable disease.

Overweight people are harder to kidnap.

The best way to lose weight is by skipping; snacks and desert.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

You're not overweight. You're under tall.

Those who indulge, bulge.

Carrot cake counts as a serving of vegetables.

Dieting is the penalty for exceeding the feed limit.

Denial is not a river in Egypt!