Driver's Oath
Published Aug 03, 2005
I, (state your name) will obey the rules of the road.
I will not drive like I'm delivering a donated organ.
I will not purposely scare cows.
I will not make light of gravity.
I will recognize speed limits as strict law & not just ballpark suggestions.
I will not run up on the rear end of the car in front of me simply because I do not want to have to reset my cruise control.
Originally published August 04, 2005.
