Advantages of Owning a Car Faster Than the Speed of Light

- Sleep until noon. Still get to work by 8:00 a.m.!

- Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most states.

- No one can see you pick your nose while you drive.

- L.A. to Vegas in 2 nanoseconds.

- That deer in your headlights is actually behind you.

- Bugs never see you coming.

- Can make a fortune delivering pizza with the slogan, "It's there before you order or it's free!"

- The more you drive, the younger you get.