- Monday, June 27, 2005
Polarind - The disposable peeling on an instant photograph.
Prestofrigeration - When searching for a snack, this is the act of returning to the refrigerator time and again in hopes something new will have materialized.
Puntificate - Trying to predict in which direction a football will bounce.
Scribbobics - Warm up exercises to get the ink in a pen flowing.
Sirlines - The charcoal lines on a grilled steak.
Slackjam - The act of being stuck in your trousers while trying to remove them without taking off your shoes.
Snackmosphere - The empty yet explosive layer of air at the top of a bag of potato chips or other snackage.
Spudrubble - The unclaimed fries that have fallen to the bottom of the fast food sack.
Telecrastination - The act of letting the phone ring twice, even if you're only six inches away from it.
Toodle-Oops - The uncomfortable feeling of having said your goodbyes, yet your path together continues for awhile longer.
Yardribbons - Those unmowed strips of grass you see only after you've put the lawn mower away.
Zipcuffed - Trapped in your trousers due to a faulty zipper.
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