1. long distance calls are delayed when the area code is busy

  2. in order to paint traffic lines, the road had to be widened

  3. the clinic was called Joe's Hospital and Grill

  4. instead of hoses, the Fire Department uses water pistols

  5. you had to make a reservation to use the parking meter

  6. during a boxing match, both men have to sit in the same corner

  7. the class valedictorian had both the highest & lowest averages

  8. during snowstorms, salt was spread using a salad shooter

  9. the Mayor was also the Sheriff, Town Council & street sweeper

  10. the municipal water system's pump was supplied by Water Pik

  11. before you visited, you could look out a window & see who was home

  12. the local Motel 6 sleeps six