Q. What's the best month to be in a parade?
A. March

Q. Who grants wishes for fish?
A. The fairy cod mother

Q. What can be served but not eaten?
A. A tennis ball

Q. What kind of stories does a ship captain tell his children?
A. Ferry tales

Q. What do dogs eat at the cinema?
A. Pup-corn

Q. Why did Mickey Mouse travel into space?
A. He was looking for Pluto

Q. What can go up and down without moving?
A. The temperature

Q. What do snakes do after they fight?
A. They hiss and make up