- Friday, May 13, 2005
Driving tip: If you rear-end a car of the freeway, your first move should be to hang up on the cell phone.
Insurance is a lot like wearing a hospital gown. You're never covered as much as you think you are.
I frequently go to the opera whether I need to sleep or not.
I sing in a small Quartet: there are only three of us.
Next time you pass my house, I'd appreciate it.
As a child I had a room so small the furniture was painted on the walls.
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