Real Signs and Advertisements...
- Saturday, March 05, 2005
Signs In a clothing store:
"Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."
In the window of an Oregon general store:
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?"
In a Pennsylvania cemetary:
"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."
On a Tennessee highway:
"Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable."
From the safety information card in America WestAirline seat pocket:
"If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member."
On a Maine shop:
"Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship."
On a delicatessen wall:
"Our best is none too good."
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