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Real Signs and Advertisements...

Mar 04, 2005
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Real Signs and Advertisements...

Signs In a clothing store:  
"Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."  

In the window of an Oregon general store:  
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?"  

In a Pennsylvania cemetary:  
"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."  

On a Tennessee highway:  
"Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable."  

From the safety information card in America WestAirline seat pocket:  
"If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member."  

On a Maine shop:  
"Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship."  

On a delicatessen wall:  
"Our best is none too good."

Originally published March 05, 2005.

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