Resolutions You'll Never Hear..........
Published Dec 28, 2004
10. I'm going to become a pen pal with a Hell's Angel!
9. I'm going to spend more time with my loveley in-laws.
8. I promise I'll be nice to every driver that cuts me off in traffic. Rascals.
7. I'm going to become a Bears Fan!
6. I'm going to read every email ever sent to me....
5. I will spend quality time with my boss, working hard!
4. I'm going to lose weight on the Cool Whip diet....
3. Woooo hoooooo! I can't wait to quit smoking!
2. I promise to smile as I wait in any line.
1. Romance. It's soooo much work. Gee, I'm going to give that up......
Submited by: Kathy
Originally published December 29, 2004.
