Short Q & A
- Sunday, May 15, 2005
Q. What does a frog do when its car breaks down?
A. It gets toad.
Q. How do you repair a pumpkin?
A. With a pumpkin patch.
Q. What do you call a sleeping male cow?
A. A bulldozer.
Q. What do you get when you cross a cow with a mule?
A. Milk with a real kick to it.
Q. What do you get if you light a duck's tail?
A. A firequacker.
Q. What famous actress is great at altering suits?
A. Elizabeth Tailor.
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