Q.  What does a frog do when its car breaks down?
A.  It gets toad.

Q.  How do you repair a pumpkin?
A.  With a pumpkin patch.

Q.  What do you call a sleeping male cow?
A.  A bulldozer.

Q.  What do you get when you cross a cow with a mule?
A.  Milk with a real kick to it.

Q.  What do you get if you light a duck's tail?
A.  A firequacker.

Q.  What famous actress is great at altering suits?
A.  Elizabeth Tailor.