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Signs Your Swimming Pool Needs Cleaning:

Sep 12, 2004
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Signs Your Swimming Pool Needs Cleaning:

Signs Your Swimming Pool Needs Cleaning:
* That green tarp covering your pool? Look again, Sparky.

* Neighborhood kids ask if they can jump on your trampoline.

* Skipping rocks across it causes sparks.

* New algae species attract a Discovery Channel film crew to your backyard.

* The Grim Reaper shows up in his Speedo.

* "DREDGE ME" spelled out in algae on the bottom.

* You can walk on the water, even though you're only the son of Gus.

* Dr. Kervorkian seen filling IV bottles at poolside.

* Your recently installed pool filter resembles the Marlboro Man's chest x-ray.

Originally published September 13, 2004.

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