You can't read these and stay in a bad mood!

How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
 Unique Up On It.

How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
 Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
 A Stick.

What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
 Nacho Cheese.

What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
 Subordinate Clauses.

What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
 Quattro Sinko..

What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
 Spoiled Milk.

What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
 A Nervous Wreck.

What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
 Sanka.

Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
 Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
 A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
 A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile!