Some Famous Last Words
Published Jul 17, 2005
You'll be perfectly safe behind this lead plate.
That's not smoke, that's steam.
Of course it's sterile.
It was fresh last week.
These are the safe kind of mushrooms.
It should be O.K to swim in.
Clip the red wire first.
It's supposed to make that noise.
It doesn't look like the bridge is out.
They only attack when they are hungry.
The boss won't mind.
Let's ask those soldiers for directions.
I'm sure I turned my lights off.
I bet I can fit in there.
What can possible go wrong?
Originally published July 18, 2005.
