Things You NEVER Want to Hear the Exterminator Say...
Published Nov 22, 2003
You know, when you build your next house you might want to consider using steel instead of wood.
It's a shame you didn't get that extended protection rider on your pest protection policy.
Do you know anyone who owns a bulldozer?
I need to go back to the office to get a bigger truck.
Do you have someplace you could stay for the next three days?
You wouldn't happen to have some EXTRA pesticides in storage around the house, would you?
"EEEEEKKK!!!!!!"
"This could get expensive."
Originally published November 23, 2003.
