The dentist says: "This won't hurt a bit."

The IRS announces: "We are simplifying the tax forms."

Your lawyer says: "This is an air-tight case-you can't lose."

Your stock broker says: "This little drop in the market is just a minor
correction."

Your physician says: "You're in great shape-- you'll live to be 100!"

Your business partner says: "Nothing can possibly go wrong."

The directions on a do-it-yourself kit say: "Even a child can do it."
 
Someone giving you directions says: "You can't miss it."

The airline pilot announces: "Just a bit of turbulence folks-- nothing to worry about."

A voice on the telephone says: "Congratulations! You're an instant winner!"