Twelve of the Most Terrifying Things to Hear
- Saturday, October 15, 2005
The dentist says: "This won't hurt a bit."
The IRS announces: "We are simplifying the tax forms."
Your lawyer says: "This is an air-tight case-you can't lose."
Your stock broker says: "This little drop in the market is just a minor
Your physician says: "You're in great shape-- you'll live to be 100!"
Your business partner says: "Nothing can possibly go wrong."
The directions on a do-it-yourself kit say: "Even a child can do it."
Someone giving you directions says: "You can't miss it."
The airline pilot announces: "Just a bit of turbulence folks-- nothing to worry about."
A voice on the telephone says: "Congratulations! You're an instant winner!"
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