you ask your boss for extra work so you can be in the air conditioning as much as possible

you've been getting hot flashes, and you're a man

the swans in the park come in "original recipe" and "extra tasty crispy"

the strawberries are ripe, and the cab drivers are even riper

your pool water starts to boil in the sun

the hot-dogs sold outside Yankee Stadium are actually hot

pigs complain about sweating like fat humans

a scalding hot shower still cools you down

people walking down the sidewalk spontaneously burst into flames

a $20 surcharge is added to your bill when you eat at air-conditioned restaurants

the politicians take their hands out of your pockets to fan themselves

you need a spatula to remove your clothing

you wish you had gotten the cloth seats instead of leather

you are sweating in both directions -- up and down!

you are sitting inside reading these jokes

your brother's braces make blisters on his lips