(or August in Central Virginia)
... you ask your boss for extra work so you can be in the air conditioning as much as possible

... your pool water starts to boil in the sun

... the hot-dogs sold outside Price Club are actually hot

... pigs complain about sweating like humans

... a scalding hot shower still cools you down

... people walking down the sidewalk spontaneously burst into flames

... $20 surcharge is added to your bill when you eat at air-conditioned restaurants

... you need a spatula to remove your clothing

... you are sitting inside reading these jokes