- Wednesday, May 11, 2005
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation, the patient wakes up, sits up and demands to know just what is going on.
"I'm about to close you up," the surgeon says.
The patient grabs his hand and says,
"Oh, no you're not! I'll close my own incision, thank you!"
The doctor hands him the needle and says . . .
. . . ."Suture self!"
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