Q.  What happened to the egg that went bad?
A.  It was eggs-secuted.

Q.  What did the egg say to the blender?
A.  I know when I'm beaten.

Q.  What time is it when 3 bears are chasing you?
A.  3 after 1.

Q.  What do you do when an elephant sits on your toes?
A  Call a toe truck.

Q.  What knd of fish goes best with a peanut butter sandwich?
A.  Jellyfish!

Q.  Where do sunflowers go at night?
A.  To flower beds.