And Still More Q & A . . .
Published Apr 15, 2005
Q. What happened to the egg that went bad?
A. It was eggs-secuted.
Q. What did the egg say to the blender?
A. I know when I'm beaten.
Q. What time is it when 3 bears are chasing you?
A. 3 after 1.
Q. What do you do when an elephant sits on your toes?
A Call a toe truck.
Q. What knd of fish goes best with a peanut butter sandwich?
A. Jellyfish!
Q. Where do sunflowers go at night?
A. To flower beds.
Originally published April 16, 2005.
