(You know I don't know if these are actual laws or not - but - It wouldn't surprise me!)

You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.

You cannot buy any alcohol after 8pm or on Sundays.

The marriage of imbeciles and feeble-minded persons is prohibited.

It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.

No one may use a white cane, unless they are blind.

It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display. (Boring)
You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
You may not educate dogs.
It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.

New Britain
It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.

Silly string is banned. (That two states now)

It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.