Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of the tunnel, order more tunnel. -John Quintan

She believes in nothing; only her skepticism kept her from being an athiest. -Jean-Paul Satre

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. -Erma Bombeck

I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat. -Art Donovan

Where I come from, the vallies are so narrow, dogs have to  wag their tail up and down. -Sam Snead

Vote for the man who promises the least. He will be the least disappointing. -Bernard Baruch

The man who writes the bank's advertising slogan is not the same man who makes the loans. -George Coote

Immature artists immitate. Mature artists steal. - Lionel Trilling